Nature's Remedy - Ferndale (Rec)
First Class Funk Flower by Glorious Cannabis Co.
First Class Funk Flower by Glorious Cannabis Co.
About this product
First Class Funk GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato Indica Dominant Hybrid Flavor- Diesel, Herbal, Funk Effect- Euphoric, Hazy, Sedating —- About This Strain —- First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel Gelato strains. Named for its super heavy stench, The funky aroma has a heavy gassy-garlic stench, with notes of mint amidst lemon-pepper spices. The taste is just as funky, loaded with flavors of garlic and gas. The saving grace is in the blessings of mint and the lemon-pepper aftertaste. First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You'll feel a heady relaxation that's unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. The feedback for this strain has been terrific! Users report a trippy and intense psychoactive euphoria, with some noting enhanced sensory input. One user reported being able to not just hear but see music, and was able to listen to some of their favorite songs, but hear them in a much different way. Another reported an amazing intimate experience with their spouse, claiming "It literally felt like fireworks were going off inside my body." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- —- About The Brand —- We started Glorious because we saw too many subpar products making it to market in this great cannabis revolution we are in. Too many people cutting corners for a quick buck. We know this plant is glorious, and we wanted to bring back old-school hard work, patience, and pride back to cultivation. We cut buds, not corners. We take our time at each step of the harvest, listening to what the plants need, handling them with care and a lot of patience. Unfortunately, too many brands are rushing buds out the door, remediating, and only chasing THC percentages. That’s not who we are. Glorious does run a more budget based brand as well with Simpler Daze.
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